Mikey Likes Reality…
Mikey likes reality, but not so-called reality TV, which is an absurd misnomer…in reality.
The Arrogance and Inaccessibility of Large Corporations
Mikey is not here to suggest what companies you do and do not patronize, but two companies that all the money in the world could not persuade Mikey to say that he likes are ADT Security and Sprint. Mikey doesn’t care to elaborate nor does he have to, but these two companies according to Mikey–SUCK!
There are many things that Mikey doesn’t like (after all, rumor has it that he hates everything)…
Mikey imagines that the soundtrack of the all-feared ostensible Hell would consist of a never-ending barrage of nauseatingly narcissistic ‘Barack Obama’ speeches, interrupted only by tortuous interludes of 99 Luftballons and various Bruce Springsteen offerings. Everything has its purpose, but would any crime merit such cruelty?