Mikey is all about tuning into reality, but not so keen on tuning into the erroneously labeled 'reality TV'—which is an absurd misnomer...in reality.

Mikey really doesn’t like name-dropping, but Mikey is fond of his friendship with the most interesting man in the world. He and this distinguished gentleman go way back. There has been some speculation that these two notable icons are one in the same, given that their ages and careers are not dissimilar, but this is partially based upon the assumption that Mikey indeed ages like the rest of us…